https://www.webmd.com/breast-cancer/breast-cancer-men

This is literally no laughing matter, but I swear I had a dream I was sucking a pair of men’s sagging titties the other night. I don’t know what prompted this weird-ass dream, but there was Flappy Boobs in my face.

I don’t know at this point whether I am turned on or officially grossed out, but either way all I’ll say is men get those titties checked out.