Wtf is going on? Today’s news stories are just outrageous!!

Why am I a news blogger again? Goodness!!

Decatur, IL — A Decatur man has been arrested after allegedly biting the genitals of a 6-year-old.

According to a sworn statement, Sunday, October 7 around 5:30 p.m. Decatur police officers responded to a home in the 200 block of Price Street after a report that a man had bit a 6-year-old boy’s genitals.

The boy’s mother told police her son had asked if he could go for a ride in Colby Park’s golf cart and she allowed it.

About 5 minutes later, the boy’s mother says she heard her son scream and saw Colby Park and the boy in the golf cart outside of the house.

When the mother ran outside to see what had happened, she saw her son step off of the golf cart holding his groin area.

The boy said Colby Park “bit my doodle”.

The mother said her son was bleeding heavily from the area, where he had been bit.

The boy was taken to Decatur Memorial Hospital and treated for a laceration and swelling to his genitals.

The boy said he was told by Colby Park that he’d get candy after the incident.

Colby Park was arrested for predatory criminal sexual assault and aggravated battery.