So last night I decided to watch Netflix and out of all the shows I had to choose from, I decided on Lock Up. Basically it’s a show about being locked up in a Sacramento jail. They give background on the inmates and give you a closer look at the day to day operations.
That was all well and good until I went to sleep.
I ended up having a fucked up dream about A jail orgy. Like really? Everybody in jail was having a blast, guards included. Lol There was this one scene where the guard literally slung his penis over a gate. Omg I’m so embarrassed to even be telling you this stupid dream, but why should I be the only one to suffer? But he threw it over a gate and this girl was giving him smokey. After waking up, now I’m like, HOW BIG WAS THAT THING? Haha haha. I watched several things last night. THE BABYSITTER on Netflix, and I watched Real Rob and this is the shit that enters my dreams? I’m never going to sleep again.
I wonder if theres a prison porn movie? I’m not talking about rape you freaks, I’m talking about actual voluntary porn? Lo and behold there is! People have thought of everything. Yes I was looking it up and noticed tons of stuff. Omg people are pervs.
What does it say about me that I had that stupid dream? No idea. But That was the craziest dream I’ve had in a long time.