These guys are so ugly. Like really ugly. And I’m trying to eat my breakfast while doing this blog. Scoping out the place wouldn’t have helped these two so they were destined for capture. 

But somebody beat the crap out of them. I know they didn’t walk in the bar all banged up. I’m going to say that this is the worst possible outcome for a would be robber. This is a sign that you need to avoid criminal activity. 

Police arrested two men quicker than ever on Tuesday evening after they attempted to rob a bar at gunpoint, where a group of off-duty cops were also having a retirement party.

Local authorities said the two masked men who held up Monaghanโ€™s Pub in Baltimore, which sits just across the street from a police station, barged into the business demanding money from the register before taking off.

“At that time, the person who had been behind the counter knew that there was a retirement party for a police officer happening, so they went into the other portion and alerted the officers to the fact that they had just been involved in an armed robbery,” Peach said.

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Shortly after, police attending the outing were able to chase down the two perps and take them into custody.

Both robbers, Joseph McInnis III, 21, and Tyree McCoy, 22, have since been charged with armed robbery and possession of a handgun. 

Police say the two are currently being held without bond at the Baltimore County Detention Center.