THAT’S RIGHT boys. Tired of all the drama from your baby momma? Tired of lying trifling ghetto bitches with bullet holes and stitches?

For a limited time, get your pocket pussy. It’s easy to assemble and very versatile.

The kit even comes with your very own wash cloth.

But WAIT! We are willing to give you the exclusive natural pussy look for an extra $4.99 plus tax. What that includes is either a Black wash cloth, for men who like the blacks. White for men who like the whites. We have red, for obvious reasons, The Indians and we have yellow for the Asian.

We can customize the fit for you as well. Just send your blogger, Ericka Courtney dick pics and she will measure your member and have your cooter sent out to you in 2-3, weeks.

Lube NOT included…

Also as an added bonus for you well endowed brothers ( completely not referring to blacks)  out there, we have added the beach towel edition. Which comes with extra glove and duct tape.

And for you itty bitty micro mini girls (correction) boys we have the handkerchief and balloon version for you.

We’ve gone through great lengths to ensure that every customer is satisfied.

Money back guarantee 100%

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Yall are crazy as hell. This post has gotten so many views. I posted it while being funny because it’s hilarious! And I check my stats late night and see many have been watching the video. Nobody is bold enough to comment I see. I’m glad

you like it and keep watching it.
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