As long as they didn’t kill the shark. Lol you gotta do what you gotta do. I wrestled a shark who stole my beer! I was sitting on a yacht relaxing in the ☀. And out of nowhere, just after I had grabbed a cold beer from the cooler, this crazy ass shark leaps out of the ocean and snatches My shit. I’m pissed. I think to myself OH NO HE DIDN’T. I took my wig off and dove in the water. I grabbed onto his fin. That fucker was strong. But I managed. He looked back at me with a look of surprise. He didn’t know what had him. Then he turned to face me. But I knew he wasn’t ready for this. Nobody is. His jaw opened and I eagerly coasted ↓ his throat. I searched for my shit. It was difficult to locate. In the process I found Mariah Carey’s career, a Nike shoe, Rick Ross beard hair, A can of Trump spray tanner, and there it was . My beer! I grabbed it and held on like a football player running the ball. I get to the teeth and smacked it with my can. He reluctantly opened his mouth and I swam out to safety. I told him, LET THAT BE A LESSON to the rest of you!