Ladies don’t fall for this shit. Lol I’m telling you be kind to him.  Don’t let him get you upset.  He’s going to try everything he can just to piss you off. 

Get some self control.  If he starts a fight just say,  “oh baby you’re so cute when you’re mad.  Just so dam sexy.” Then grab his ass and you’ll be fine.  

If you still don’t get a Christmas present,  punch him in the face!  Then dump him.