Buddy really? Be creative!  Change your shit up Anthony! Gosh these criminals are too funny. How you gonna return to the same store in the same clothes with the money you just stole?

By the way, I hope he bought some chap stick because them lips need some moisture. Ugh I’m just going to go ahead and say that this guy was looking for a way out. He was tired of being a dad and he didn’t have time to deal with them 5 crazy ass kids and he wanted out. I should have thought about this when my kids were younger.

Police say a Pittsburgh man left his five kids home alone in squalid conditions while he robbed a convenience store.

Police say 36-year-old Anthony Heard robbed the CoGo’s early Tuesday, then returned to buy something wearing the same hat and shoes as officers interviewed the victimized clerk.

Police say they arrested Heard after the clerk recognized his clothing, and Heard protested that he couldn’t go to jail because his wife had been arrested the day before and his kids were home alone.

Police say they found the children, ages 1 to 12, living among animal waste and garbage, with knives and prescription drugs within easy reach.

Online court records don’t list an attorney for Heard, who remained jailed Wednesday.

Caseworkers have been tending to the children.