Okay I will confess something. I have a temper problem. Usually I am the most calm Serene person you can meet. You probably watch my videos and thought Oh my gosh she seems so cool and she seems so fun and so relaxed. I am! But when people try me, oh gosh I just get this raging inferno that flows through my body. It travels up my toes and through my knee caps. Eventually making its way up to my butt crack. That’s when things get weird and sweaty. Then it launches quickly up my spine to the nape of my hot neck and shoulders then it attaches itself to my cerebellum. Too descriptive?

Anywho I read where Luke Bryan, who is kinda cute by the way, was performing at a benefit for veterans. And this guy is making inappropriate hand gestures at him. Now I laughed immediately because I’m like, SHIT, how many hand gestures are there? Like I hate to feel like I’m missing something. Flicking or flipping somebody the bird is all I know about.

So I don’t know if it was a gesture or Gestures, either way, Luke stopped performing, went off stage and punched the guy in the face!!! Yes yes yes!!! That guy is my hero. See I’m  All about being famous and all about being celebrity. But guys I just don’t know if I could do it. I can’t even handle a Blog without cursing people out. How am I supposed to meet people in public?

Do you think Luke was wrong? I don’t!  listen first of all I am under the impression that it’s a benefit, so I’m assuming that the guy paid his way to be there right? Why would you pay to go to a benefit only to sit there and harass the artist? Like I don’t get it. And the guy was so wild and crazy with it. I understand why Luke walked off the stage to punch him. He did it so casually. It’s like a casual beat down.

I remember being a kid in church and my mom was always giving us casual beatings. She’d be up singing and we’d be clowning around. A casual beating is where you don’t completely stop what you’re doing, but you head in the direction of  your target and lean over the pew and smack em. But then the show must go on. Sad thing is the congregation never missed a beat.

And even funnier part are the other concert goers who witnessed the whole thing go down. They were laughing their asses off. Just imagine standing next to the nutcase who got punched in the face and you applaud and go back to the concert. Because that’s exactly what Luke did. He went right back to performing his song. What a pro.

I think some of us were cut from a different loaf of bread. I don’t even know if that makes sense but anyway basically we’re not the same kind of sliced bread that others are. We have like different crusts or something. Anyway, I’m Merita Bread and other folks are Wonder Bread. Or I’m This soft Potato roll and other folks are a canned biscuit.

Either way, Luke is my hero. He doesn’t take shit. Just because you’re a celebrity doesn’t mean you have to be a floor mat.

Remember the guy that kissed Will Smith? He slapped the guy and I think the man might have liked it? And I think it was Recently Justin Timberlake who was trying to play golf and a guy slapped him on the neck? Wtf! People are weird.

{A man in [the] front row was making crude hand gestures toward Luke during his performance. It was insulting not only to him, but more importantly to the men, women and families sitting around him who were there to support and celebrate Charlie Daniels and the efforts of raising money for the military veterans – some of who were in the audience. The concert security personnel saw the man’s disruptive actions of the event and he was escorted out.} Publicists statement

Guys I swear I would have done the same thing. Ain’t no such thing as professionalism when it comes to that.

We are taught to be the bigger person. Nope nope nope. Not gonna do it.

We all have that time when we’re like aww hell, I’ll let it slide. But others we’re like, Somebody gotta pay!