Authorities say a Millmont, Pennsylvania woman shot her boyfriend in the chest because he grabbed her by the hair and rubbed a slice of pizza in her face during an argument.

Local newspaperThe Daily Item reports reports that 34-year-old Brandon Doan maintains he “gently smooshed” the pizza in Jennifer Boop’s face on October 12th. Doan said he did not remember what he and Boop were arguing about specifically prior to the incident, but added that he had thrown Boop and her two daughters out of the home they shared, and “became angry when Boop didn’t promptly pack up her belongings to leave.”

Police say Boop told them after the shooting that she called 911, then called her mother and Doan’s mother before trying to help stop the bleeding. Police say Boop told them she didn’t mean to fire the gun but was trying to scare Doan into letting go of her hair.

Boop’s defense attorney argued that she “was bullied” by Doan, and that charges of attempted homicide and aggravated assault were not justified given the evidence. Based on Doan’s testimony, however, a district judge on Tuesday has ordered 31-year-old Boop to stand trial, and she remains in county jail on a $25,000 bond.

 GIRL that’s foreplay.  I wish somebody would rub Pizza in my face during an argument. Like how hot was it? Now if it was really hot, I understand getting pissed. But Luke warm pizza and semi hot pizza, shit that’s sexy. I’m getting turned on just download-82thinking about that. These girls need to be grateful. Like really? Shooting someone for pizza to the face? And he grabbed her hair? Omg this is hot.

Brussel sprouts or clam juice I can relate, but Pizza? Girl pizza makes everything better! Ohhh and if he rubbed it and smeared it too… mmmmmm yes! I’m thinking about making food porn videos.

 WHAT kind of idiot looks up pizza porn? Answer?? The idiot writing this damn blog! Lol ok whatever you do do not look up Pizza porn. But because I know you guys so well I’m going to give you a hint of what you might see.

images-96 Now don’t blame me for this. I did not create this photo but in the process of looking up some stuff I stumbled upon this.

Apparently I’ve been missing out on some good shit. Look at that! It’s PERFECT!!! PIZZA AND PENIS. So many choices. I’m starting to think there is a god.

I’m just trying to figure out what to do with the Extra sauce that will come with the pizza. Is that for dipping?

Gross huh? 😂😂😂😂😋😋😋

By the way, what kind of last name is BOOP? Sounds like an action word.

I think that’s the sound the pizza made when it slapped her.

Hey Brandon I’m all about that pizza tease.

Also do NOT visit http://www.pizzaporn.com