Lol I’m not making this up. People are dumb. Like how many people out there who go fishing actually Go underwater to fish?
DELTONA, Fla. – A 29-year-old Daytona Beach man was arrested Saturday evening after trying to rob a Family Dollar store in Deltona, the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office said.
With a shirt wrapped around his head, Sean Torres walked into the store at Doyle and Braddock roads shortly after 8:30 p.m. and demanded money from the store clerk, Sheriff’s Office spokesman Andrew Gant said.
Buddy they see you!!!
When the clerk denied Torres’ demands, he threatened to shoot the employee and reached into the back of his shorts as if he had a gun, but then he ran away without any money, Gant said.
Someone in a Sheriff’s Office helicopter spotted Torres at the edge of a nearby pond. He was then seen wading through the water.
As they closed in on Torres, deputies said the man submerged himself except for his face.
He probably couldn’t swim. …
“Torres tried explaining that he was ‘just fishing’ and that his fishing pole was in the water,” Gant said. “Of the attempted robbery, he claimed ‘the guy who did it went that way.'”
The man then surrendered and trudged back to shore, saying he didn’t want to be bit by a K-9 dog, deputies said.
“Torres was taken into custody,” Gant said. “While in the back of a VCSO patrol car, he repeatedly shouted and threw himself against the interior, kicking the doors, damaging the vehicle and causing it to rock.”
Investigators said the the store clerk recognized a tattoo across Torres’ stomach that read “loyalty.”
Torres was booked into the Volusia County Branch Jail on armed robbery and criminal mischief charges. He’s being jailed in lieu of a combined $31,000 bail.
You know what’s bad? He got absolutely nothing for this. No money, no street cred. Just sheer embarrassment 😊 what’s he gonna say in jail. I ALMOST robbed a store.
We have some shitty criminals these days. This guy is a failure at life and in crime.